Filed under Coca Cola Park, Lehigh Valley IronPigs
I thought it was Moe DeLawn….
Oh, well, Urine trouble buddy…
A Secret Agent has to be fluid, always on the move while he piddles away.
So I have to change my name around once in awhile just to keep it flowing.
I’m telling you, proceed with caution. You’re going to piss somebody off if you’re not careful.
Well I’ll just tell ‘em… European!
A certifiable blogging whiz.
Look, Moe, it’s time for you to be a Man and Stand Up for what’s at stake here. I know you think it’s all just a big Game. But, sometimes you’ve got to Pay the Water Man. I implore you: Do NOT Leak this information. I swear, you’re going to Break the Seal if you can’t be more careful. If you Piss off the porcelain god, I can’t be responsible.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve had enough of your piddle; I have to go answer a call (of nature).
PS: “He shoots, he Scores,” I’m watching hockey
Hopefully they will not ascertain my IP address – it’s all just so loo-ney!
It’s just like you, Moe, to fill this space with Bathroom Humor. But I won’t let you win. I must stand up for what I believe in. I know you Recognize it when I step up my game. I won’t sit around like a girl and let you get away with this. That’s never number 2; it’s always number 1.
Well aren’t you the whiz?!?
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