Below are the contenders. Voting will continue until 12:00 noon EDST on Wednesday September 21st. You may vote as often as you’d like, but I believe WordPress cuts you off at a certain point.
1. Teaching Di Pro how to start a fire….in the woods of RHODE ISLAND!!!
2. I wanna see someone steal home now
3. Crud! Spontaneous combustion. We go through shortstops like Spinal Tap goes through drummers.
4. Moss…. Initiating new members into the ground hog club.
5. Alright, start sending the smoke signals…”HELP US WE’RE STUCK IN THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF RHODE ISLAND!!!!”
6. Either you’re in or you’re out, Mazone. Don’t make us do to you what we did to Tracy!
7. “Sandberg said we had to light a fire under our asses if we want to win the Governor’s Cup. Who wants to go first?”
8. That’s how to set the bats on fire. Next……
9. When playing rock, paper, scissors, I’m pretty sure fire trumps all the rest.
10. “I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean hot corner in the literal sense.”
11. After other teams were caught stealing the Iron Pigs signs, the team decided to try smoke signals instead.